A Funny Tale about two companies
Picture this: It’s Monday morning, coffee’s brewing, and the phone rings at Equip Products HQ. “Hi, I ordered the vanilla whey—where’s my tracking number?” I pause, glance at our HandyMat™ Knee Saver, and think, “Unless we’ve started stuffing protein into knee pads, we’ve got a mix-up!” Welcome to our weekly ritual—4-8 calls from Equip Foods fans who think we’re their supplement savior. Spoiler: We’re not!
We’re Equip Products, makers of adaptive fitness and therapy gear—like the cushy HandyMat™ that saves your knees during stretches, not your shaker bottle. Meanwhile, Equip Foods churns out protein powders for gym buffs chasing gains. Same “Equip” vibe, totally different game. After a year of playing phone tag with no Equip Foods number to share (seriously, where’s their Bat-Signal?), we’ve turned pro at redirecting: “For shakes, try equipfoods.com. For gear, stick with us!”
Take our Ring Rash Guards—sold by us and our pals at Rogue Fitness. They’re for protecting your arms on rings, not blending into a smoothie. One caller asked if they’d “mix well with almond milk.” I laughed, “Only if you’re blending gymnastics into your diet!” These gems prove our roots: adaptive fitness tools that work, no scoops required.
Our story started with the LapMat™, a patented leg protector born from CrossFit grit and adaptive spirit. It’s not a snack—it’s a legacy of comfort for athletes and therapy warriors. Men’s Journal even pictured our StrongMan Throw Bags in the article about adaptive Athlete Anthony Monaco from Fit To Function, Protein powder? Nope. Pure fitness gold? You bet.
So, if your phone’s ringing for Equip Foods, we get it—names are tricky! We’re here with a grin, redirecting whey-wanters while offering gear like the HandyMat™ for your real-world wins. Shop adaptive fitness at Equip Products. For supplements, good luck finding Equip Foods’ hotline—we’re still looking too!